The Bureaucrat Hall of Fame, created to highlight government workers who go above and beyond the call of duty, is apparently such a prestigious honor that there’s been a strong competition between Americans and foreigners to engage in behavior that merits this great award.
Consider the U.S. bureaucrats who have earned membership so far in 2015.
- The civil servant at the Patent and Trademark Office who was paid to shoot pool and drink beer.
- The bureaucrat at the National Weather Service who pulled an impressive get-reclassified-as-a-consultant-for-a-lot-more-money scam.
- A drone from the Commerce Departmentmanaged to combine porn downloading, obstruction of justice, overseas shopping trips, and not showing up to work.
Bureaucrats from overseas also have earned membership this year.
The French official who had a taxpayer provided car and chauffeur, yet still billed taxpayers for $44,000 worth of taxis.
Or the Indian bureaucrat who kept his job for more than 20 years even though he stopped going to work.
As I look at these 2015 honorees, I feel like the system is a bit unfair. Maybe it’s just me, but it appears that the foreign bureaucrats are more deserving than their American counterparts.
And I’m guessing that a senior-level bureaucrat at the Department of Veterans Affairs felt the same way. So he decided to take matters into his own hands.
Literally.
Here are some excerpts from a report in the Daily Caller.
…the Department of Veterans Affairs’ former top watchdog, resigned after being caught masturbating in the agency’s all-glass conference room in full view of people across the street, including school teachers at an education conference. …investigators confronted him with detailed instances of public masturbation in multiple states, according to a previously undisclosed report by the Department of the Interior inspector general and obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.
Obviously a very deserving member of the of the Bureaucrat Hall of Fame. And he’s definitely upped the ante on what it take to become a member.
For all intents and purposes, he’s thrown down the gauntlet to foreign bureaucrats: What can they do to…um…beat this?
But let’s set aside the U.S. vs. foreigners aspect of this issue and look more closely at our new honoree.
He apparently had lots of time on his hands (so to speak) because his office decided that it was okay for the Department to operate de facto death panels.
Sort of a trial run for Obamacare!
It was during Wooditch’s tenure as deputy inspector general that the VA IG first uncovered — then all but ignored — dozens of clues of the widespread patient wait-list manipulation that contributed to the deaths of dozens of veterans.
It’s also impressive that he got a promotion shortly after getting caught with porn on his computer.
He was caught with porn on his work computer in 2003, but VA officials only “counseled” him. Not long afterward, he was promoted to the top job.
Not surprisingly, he won’t face any penalties. Indeed, the net result is that he’ll go from being an overpaid bureaucrat to being an over-compensated retiree.
Wooditch retired with a federal pension without ever facing administrative discipline or criminal charges.
Though I don’t want to think what he’ll be doing with all this extra time on his hands.
And here’s a final excerpt.
IG agents also learned during their investigation of a separate incident…they were told, he made an “inappropriate advance” on his next-door neighbor as she was grieving her husband’s death. …“…she said Wooditch began to pose nude and masturbate in front of a window that was only viewable from her house” repeatedly, the report said. The woman…did have police warn him to stop. Wooditch lectured the police that he was a “high-level government employee.”
I think you’ll agree that it nicely captures the arrogance of the federal bureaucracy.
It’s the mindset that leads to these kinds of outrages.
